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Sunday, February 21, 2010

I AM BOREDDDDDDDD!!!>.<
i actually have alot of homework to do but i'm too lazy to do them. HAHA I AM SUCH A SLACKERRRRRR. gahh!!! horrible. anyway, i'll just post rubbish to keep the blog alive. =DD
Although doughnuts were reportedly introduced to Americans by the Dutch, they were not the first people to come up with the idea of a hole in the middle.

So is there actually a reason for having the hole in the middle? The answer is yes.

As a sea going mariner, Hanson Gregory of Maine U.S.A. was posed with a dilemma while sailing one night and about to tuck into a delicious doughnut.
A fierce wind had sprung up and both of his hands were required for steering the ship, so what to do with the doughnut? After a quick glance at the ship's wheel, he promptly stuck it onto one of the wheel spokes, thereby punching the centre out.

After getting the ship under control and returning to his snack, he noted that the doughnut tasted much better without the centre portion which he had always found to be a little too undercooked and soggy. He therefore requested the ship's cook to prepare his doughnuts with a hole in the middle. thereby inventing the ring doughnut.


We've all done it at one point of another, held a seashell to our ear to see if, as the old wives tale goes, we really can hear the ocean.

But what is it we are really hearing?

The answer - the sound of our own blood flowing through our head!

The design and shape of a seashell provides an excellent echo chamber to hear what is really going on inside our heads, but because of the myth and our expectations of hearing the ocean, that's what we fall into the trap of thinking that we're hearing really - we're really just listening to a psychological, preconceived notion, particularly because seashells come from the sea!


THINGS PEOPLE ACTUALLY SAY:

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,'
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.'
--Mariah Carey

'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,'
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .

'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,'
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,'
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,'
--A congressional candidate in
Texas.

'Half this game is ninety percent mental.'
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
--Al Gore, Vice President

'I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.'
-- Dan Quayle

'We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?'
--Lee Iacocca

'The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.'
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.'
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.

'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.'
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

'Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.'
--Keppel Enderbery

'If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.'
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman



<3 HOBBLES. =DDDD

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Temasek JC Floorball Girls 09/10

Coach- Sonia the sneaky one
Teacher-IC - Mr Tan the gossipy one
Captain- Michelle
Vice Cap/ Training - Syaf
Vice Cap/ Admin - Farreha
QM - Yanlin
QM & Treasurer - Kai ling

Alvi - Miss CLOSET BIMBO
Miss Mass Dance
Andrea - Miss only keeper who isn't here half the time ):
Cheryl - Miss BOOMZY BABY!!!!!
Farreha - MRS ZIKIA ATM The Team Beast-hiss-
Iynhuii - Miss YOUNG ONE
Jolin & Sylvia - RUN FROM SUN AND RAIN girlies
Kailing - Miss Balls
Kim - Miss Broke but Talented
Michelle - Miss Captain Bimbo
Serene - Miss MAZARIN
Sharifah - Miss PINK
Syafiqah - Miss, Wait, MR TALL
Yanlin - Miss CCTV The Ultimate Insider

random nonsense
Quote of the day
14/12/09
Syaf: 'I'm the Secret Weapon.'

18/12/09
Coach: 'The empowerment of the opponent/enemy is at the expense of our own will.'

21/12/09
Yanlin: 'EHH PLEASE RAIN DONT FALL ONLY AT NON ULU PLACES PLEASE =.='

23/12/09
Food court uncle (to iynhuii): 'XIAO DI, wo shou ah.'

29/12/09
Yanlin: 'I swear you're retarded, I promise.'

06/01/10
Syafiqah: 'Buy my cookies, OR ELSE....'

07/01/10
"BEAN FLOWER WATER" reads the sign of the dou hua shui (soyabean drink) stall.

16/01/10
COOL "YOU TIAO" STALL at LOT1: "You tell" reads the sign.

20/01/10
Cheryl: WHAAAT, your butt is artistic?!?!

24/01/10
Cheryl: He changed his syaf (shaft)

29/01/10
Alvi: Let's flick nerds at people!! ;D ;D

Yanlin: It's so aspirating!! (exasperating)

21/02/10
Michelle; says:
*and sean's beloved steak
*omg i meant stick

25/02/10
Michelle: DIDN'T YOU SEE ME SCRINGE!?(cringe)

04/03/10
whatzhername: Huh? you mean we cant scream?

20th march?
Yan Lin: I KNOW RIGHTTT, IT'S STUNNING (STUN-ING)

29/03/10
Cheryl: (To the can that she's placed back on the shelf) Rejected! Five down now!

29/03/10
Sean(our first boy quote!): I've not been to parkway in six years.

12/04/10
Coach:"Cheryl's flavourite"
"the room is very poisonous now"

14/04/10
Coach: the truth always hurt, but sometimes we need the truth to move on

17/04/10
junyang's yellow paper: let me win! if i cant, let me be brave in attempt!
thad's red paper:whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve

19/04/10
Kim: Eh, where are you?
Yanlin: I'm at the maki. (marquee)

23/04/10
Syaf: Coach! this one not touch screen sia!!

28/04/10
Jolin: Flies in malaysia fly very slow, very easy to catch! and mosquitos take lifts up because they cannot fly above 10 storeys! and if you put a cockroach in the container, i tell you, it'll fake die. because it wants you to let it out

30/04/10
The joke goes:
What does Bob the Builder become when he retires? (Bob)
Amanda: Huh why Bob? Why cannot be Bob the Ah Peh?

3/05/10
Cheryl: they in some angmoh country, can excess (access) meh

05/05/10
Kim: "Coach loves salad! i mean, look at her! she's like a caterpillar!!"

10/05/10
Syaf: ***** is like the internet. Must see the source sometimes its not reliable.

Kim: Come on, look at this, what does it look like man.
Alvi: Uh, french circle?

Mr Tan: Visiting hours until 9pm right, but nvm, family can visit anytime.

13/05/10
SeaQ || is alive says: now i botak, dress up look like ah beng trying to look rich

03/06/10
Deniese: No one loves their CCA more than floorballers

Yvette: I'm married to my studies. but i have an affair with floorball.


Events - June

10/06/10
MICHELLE's birthday

24/06/10 - 02/07/10
JCTs

look back and laugh
leaving so soon?

havoc sia


credits
Kim 171209

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