So once again like every sunday cheryl mich and i have math tuition, and this sunday was our 3rd lesson so far. AND DEAR GOD WAS IT A BORE, I SWEAR. This is what happened today during tuition-
Cheryl, me, mich walks in 10 minutes late for tuition, stares at the front row, where's there's four seats in the front row, three empty, one occupied, BUT THE ONE THAT'S OCCUPIED IS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE. So in essence, one of us has to sit alone. And it turned out to be cheryl. So it was me, michelle, random girl, cheryl. Cheryl tells me halfway through the lesson to look at my phone, so I did, and it said: lonelygirl.com.sg/rawrz. So i laugh, but not too audibly and I show mich. So the rest of the lesson we started passing notes around, and we had to pass over the random girl so cheryl could get the note and i swear she was gonna kill us. Ha. So anyway, halfway through the lesson, i pass the note to mich, and i continue doing my work, and then after a while i'm like, Hm why mich never reply, and then i turn my head and i look at her, and she's yawning with the note covering her mouth with a comical look on her face. AND IMMEDIATELY I LAUGH, OUT, LOUD. Like definitely audible. And then mich started laughing and it was just so distracting HAHA. And i laughed so hard that I couldn't stop, i had to bite myself to stop making so much noise. And poor cheryl over there is like, 'cherylabsdamnpain.com/stoplaughing' and 'damnlonelygirl.com.sg/dontlaughwithoutmeoei' And of course we started laughing all over again. Then we laugh laugh laugh and then mich shows me her own bitewound on her hand to stop herself from laughing. Then a while later after we calmed down, mich writes 'hairgothole.com' on my question paper (in reference to our balding teacher) and i start laughing like shiz AGAIN and we all laugh laugh laugh, and then we calm ourselves down, and I was back to doing my question when michelle goes, 'my abs hurt' and i laugh all over again.
So the whole two hours was a damn joke and we just kept laughing and LAUGHING and i swear the class probably wanted to kill us and the teacher too. And we just couldn't stop dotcom-ing, when the bus came it sped past us to the other end of the bus stop and mich immediately went, 'speedingbus.com' and zomg it was just a crazy day and it all began with cheryl and her lonelygirl.com.sg/rawrz.
Yes, this is what we get to when we have tuition.
On a side note, our lime green jersey is pretty wonderful, though note, the collar may be a little fitting. But it's wonderful, anyway, nothing's perfect. :)
X Kim
9:50:00 PM MAGIK, MAGIK
scandalous
Temasek JC Floorball Girls 09/10
Coach- Sonia
the sneaky one Teacher-IC - Mr Tan
the gossipy one Captain- Michelle Vice Cap/ Training - Syaf Vice Cap/ Admin - Farreha QM - Yanlin QM & Treasurer - Kai ling
Alvi - Miss CLOSET BIMBO Miss Mass Dance Andrea - Miss only keeper who isn't here half the time ): Cheryl - Miss BOOMZY BABY!!!!! Farreha - MRS ZIKIA ATM The Team Beast-hiss- Iynhuii - Miss YOUNG ONE Jolin & Sylvia - RUN FROM SUN AND RAIN girlies Kailing - Miss Balls Kim - Miss Broke but Talented Michelle - Miss Captain Bimbo Serene - Miss MAZARIN Sharifah - Miss PINK Syafiqah - Miss, Wait, MR TALL Yanlin - Miss CCTV The Ultimate Insider
random nonsense
Quote of the day 14/12/09
Syaf: 'I'm the Secret Weapon.'
18/12/09
Coach: 'The empowerment of the opponent/enemy is at the expense of our own will.'
21/12/09
Yanlin: 'EHH PLEASE RAIN DONT FALL ONLY AT NON ULU PLACES PLEASE =.='
25/02/10
Michelle: DIDN'T YOU SEE ME SCRINGE!?(cringe)
04/03/10
whatzhername: Huh? you mean we cant scream?
20th march?
Yan Lin: I KNOW RIGHTTT, IT'S STUNNING (STUN-ING)
29/03/10
Cheryl: (To the can that she's placed back on the shelf) Rejected! Five down now!
29/03/10
Sean(our first boy quote!): I've not been to parkway in six years.
12/04/10
Coach:"Cheryl's flavourite"
"the room is very poisonous now"
14/04/10
Coach: the truth always hurt, but sometimes we need the truth to move on
17/04/10
junyang's yellow paper: let me win! if i cant, let me be brave in attempt!
thad's red paper:whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve
19/04/10
Kim: Eh, where are you?
Yanlin: I'm at the maki. (marquee)
23/04/10
Syaf: Coach! this one not touch screen sia!!
28/04/10
Jolin: Flies in malaysia fly very slow, very easy to catch! and mosquitos take lifts up because they cannot fly above 10 storeys! and if you put a cockroach in the container, i tell you, it'll fake die. because it wants you to let it out
30/04/10
The joke goes:
What does Bob the Builder become when he retires? (Bob)
Amanda: Huh why Bob? Why cannot be Bob the Ah Peh?
3/05/10
Cheryl: they in some angmoh country, can excess (access) meh
05/05/10
Kim: "Coach loves salad! i mean, look at her! she's like a caterpillar!!"
10/05/10
Syaf: ***** is like the internet. Must see the source sometimes its not reliable.
Kim: Come on, look at this, what does it look like man.
Alvi: Uh, french circle?
Mr Tan: Visiting hours until 9pm right, but nvm, family can visit anytime.
13/05/10
SeaQ || is alive says: now i botak, dress up look like ah beng trying to look rich
03/06/10
Deniese: No one loves their CCA more than floorballers
Yvette: I'm married to my studies. but i have an affair with floorball.
